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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Commentary:
"Opera: where drama meets denial at its finest 🗡️🎶 Who needs blood when you have a high note to hit, right? 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged art, back, guy, humor, opera, performance, singing, stabbing on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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