36 Funny art quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, trade them for a harmonica and start your own blues band! 🎶😂🍋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

  Commentary:
  "When your wallet's doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Medusa's just an overzealous art curator! 🗿🔍🙈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an oil painting.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, this meeting was a true masterpiece… of wasted time! 🎨🖌️😴"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

  Commentary:
  "Visiting an art museum can be dangerous… imagine becoming the latest exhibit titled 'Unsuspecting Visitor'! 🖼️😱 Who knew admiring art could come with a residency offer?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the art of finding a bench in a museum – truly a masterpiece within a masterpiece! 🖼️🪑 Who knew that sitting down could enhance one's appreciation of fine art? Perhaps the true masterpiece is the bench itself, offering tired museum-goers a moment of respite in the midst of cultural contemplation. 🎨🤣

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You look like something I drew with my left hand.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the artistic masterpiece reminiscent of a left-handed doodle 🎨🤪! It's like abstract art meets chaos theory 🌀. Who knew creativity could be so liberating and confusing at the same time? Bravo for embracing the unconventional, darling! 👏😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

  Commentary:
  🎨 "Who knew hanging paintings could be so scandalous? Just when you thought it was going to be a steamy moment, it turns out to be all about home decor! Talk about a plot twist! 🖼️😅"

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