Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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Ah, the intricate art of dad lecturing – where enthusiasm meets obliviousness in a battle of wills! 🤓👧👦 Stay strong, dads, your wisdom may fall on deaf ears now, but one day they'll appreciate your niche expertise… maybe. 😉📚 #MasterOfDadJokes