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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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