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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
14 Funny teaching quotes
My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.
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Guess I owe her a "Tech for Tying" class 😂👟📱
University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.
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Paying tuition just for my bookshelf to get more friends 📚🤓💸
OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.
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Finally, a subscription service where Granny's secret pie recipe is the real guilty pleasure! 🥧🧶👵
Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.
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Looks like I've found my new designated barker! 🚗🐶🍻
Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.
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Why bother with modern dating apps when you've got a feathered messenger service? 🐦💌🤔
Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!
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"Guess my neighbor is my new rhythm section! 🪕🥁 #CollabGoals"
I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.
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"At this rate, my next diploma should be in 'Life Lesson Mastery 101'! 🎓🤣📚"
If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.
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"Life: the ultimate teacher that never gives you a break 📚✏️ Maybe if we all collectively failed the lesson, it might just stop teaching them! 🤔🛑 #LifeLessons"
People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
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Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄