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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Updated

Jan 11, 2026

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Just shared via Twitch:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Going viral on Threads:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Making waves on Instagram:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Trending via Snapchat:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

2 months ago

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

2 months ago

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

3 months ago

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

2 months ago

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

2 months ago

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What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

2 weeks ago

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(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

3 weeks ago

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42 shares on WeChat this month:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Spotted on Reddit:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Making waves on Threads:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Spotted on Messenger:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Seen just now on X:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Broadcasted on X:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

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