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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.