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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Going bananas on Twitch:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Just shared via Discord:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

Just landed via TikTok:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Just shared via YouTube:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Trending via Pinterest:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Spotted on X:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

2 months ago

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

2 months ago

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

2 months ago

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

2 months ago

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

4 months ago

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

34 shares on X this month:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

78 shares on X this month:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

64 shares on X this month:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Going bananas on Slack:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Live now on YouTube:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Just shared via Reddit:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Live now on Slack:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Making waves on Threads:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Breaking via Messenger:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Spotted on WeChat:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Breaking via Threads:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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