People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.