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Running at Monday like it's a horror movie villain… plot twist: it trips as we scream and scatter! 🏃💨😱🍿
20 Funny scared quotes
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?
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Just waiting for the day when kids say "LOL" instead of laughing out loud, oh wait… 📚🤷♂️😂
When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.
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Sounds like you've got a bedtime boogeyman 😱😂 #SleepyScaries 😴👻
Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.
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Being single means more pizza for me and my couch! 🍕🛋️ #SingleByChoice #PizzaPal
Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.
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Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃♂️😂
Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
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"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"
“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?
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Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘♀️
I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?
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"Visiting an art museum can be dangerous… imagine becoming the latest exhibit titled 'Unsuspecting Visitor'! 🖼️😱 Who knew admiring art could come with a residency offer?"
I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.
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Oh, don't be afraid to ask the tough questions – especially when it comes to the color spectrum of "gray" and "grey"! 🤔 Who knew language could be so colorful (or should I say, "colourful")? 🌈 Embrace the mystery and show those vowels who's boss! 💪 #SpellingShenanigans