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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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