I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.