Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my pinky is now my most valuable asset in the trust economy! 🤝😂🩷 Related funny posts 🤝 Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Never trust a wet fart. Home is where you trust the toilet seat. Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.