Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? πππ₯ Related funny posts π€ I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye. Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder. βTwister 3β should be told from a cowβs POV. If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.