Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:A coin for Mortal Kombat in the 90s? Cheaper than therapy and twice as effective! 🎮🕹️💥 Related funny posts 🤝 Staying weird for my own sanity. I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese. Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me. The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down. Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.