Commentary:
A coin for Mortal Kombat in the 90s? Cheaper than therapy and twice as effective! 🎮🕹️💥
Funny mortal quotes
Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?
Commentary:
"Me at 2 AM asking for 'drink preferences' 😂🥂 #VampireBartender"