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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

52 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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