Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.
  • I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.
  • Do we barbecue with women or without salad?
  • At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.
  • If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.
  • I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.