27 funny class quotes - Wordgag

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

May 21, 2026

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

May 20, 2026

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

May 20, 2026

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

May 20, 2026

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

May 19, 2026

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

May 19, 2026

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

May 19, 2026

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

May 19, 2026

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

May 19, 2026

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

May 19, 2026

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

May 19, 2026

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

May 19, 2026

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

May 18, 2026

My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

Apr 2, 2026

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

Apr 1, 2026

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Apr 1, 2026

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Mar 31, 2026

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Mar 31, 2026

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

Mar 31, 2026

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Mar 29, 2026

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Mar 28, 2026

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Mar 27, 2026

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Mar 26, 2026

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Mar 25, 2026

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Mar 25, 2026

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Mar 25, 2026

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Mar 25, 2026