Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Commentary:
“Vacations are like determining the perfect amount of hot sauce to add to your meal – some people prefer it mild while others go all in with extra spicy! 🏖️💰😂”

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