Commentary:
Looks like the stars aligned for some quality couch time 🔮🛋️✨
Funny prophecy quotes
If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.
Commentary:
"When the printer jams again: 🤫🔮 'The prophecy has been fulfilled,' and exit stage left! 👋😂"
Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.
Commentary:
"Don't worry, I'm just saving my energy for the grand finale of destiny 😂✨ #ProphecyProcrastination"
Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.
Commentary:
"When you met me, did you sense a disturbance in the force, or was it just last night's tacos? 🌮🔮😂"
I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.
Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙♂️🔮🤣"
Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
Commentary:
"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.
Commentary:
"Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄"
Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.
Commentary:
"From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That's a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger's cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild"
“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans
Commentary:
Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops
Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Commentary:
"Looks like the future didn't see this coming! 🔮🚫 Who could have predicted this plot twist? Now we'll never know what the crystal ball had in store for us! 😅 #UnexpectedTwists"