Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hoping for a coconut therapy session! 🥥🙃🍃 Related funny posts 🤝 I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.” Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth. The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.