Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hoping for a coconut therapy session! π₯₯ππ Related funny posts π€ I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, βI don’t even have a coconut!β My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.” Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth. Right now somebodyβs therapist is hearing about YOU.