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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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I would prefer not to.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?