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  • Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.
  • Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.
  • All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.
  • I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.
  • No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.
  • I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.