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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Reported on Instagram:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Live now on Discord:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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80 Funny awkwardness quotes

Funny awkwardness quotes 🥴😂 are like that time you waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at you, but in word form! Embrace the cringe and giggle your way through the delightful discomfort of life’s little whoopsies. Whether it’s mistaking a stranger for your friend or saying “you too” to a waiter who just said “enjoy your meal”, these gems capture the hilarity of human oops moments perfectly. Prepare to laugh until you’re awkwardly gasping for air!

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5 days ago
Share →: A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Commentary:
Just when you thought personal space was safe… enter the Close Talker Swatter! 🦟🚫👃😄
6 days ago
Share →: My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️
6 days ago
Share →: The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Commentary:
Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
6 days ago
Share →: I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
6 days ago
Share →: “You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Commentary:
"Keeping my words in quarantine 😂🙊"
1 week ago
Share →: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Commentary:
"Smile? Yeah, working on that—just trying to convince my face that I'm not plotting world domination. 😐🔪😂"
1 week ago
Share →: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Commentary:
"New conversation hack: Sock it to 'em! 🧦😂 They'll be speechless (and possibly sockless)!"
1 week ago
Share →: When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Commentary:
"When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦‍♂️"}
1 week ago
Share →: You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️‍♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"
2 weeks ago
Share →: No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Commentary:
"Social drama: the sequel nobody asked for! 🍿🙅‍♂️ #BeenThereDoneThat"

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Spotted on WeChat:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Trending via Reddit:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Making waves on Reddit:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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