Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
  • I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.
  • The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
  • Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.
  • If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.
  • Talents: eating!