Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like Santa is not just busy making toys but also playing reindeer games of labor negotiations! 🦌🔥 Who knew the North Pole had its own version of office politics. Watch out for flying sleigh grievances! 🎅✨ Related funny posts 🤝 What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys. Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa. I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max. Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”