Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Posted onMay 25, 2026