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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get t…

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get t…

Commentary:
"Sure, humans may be at the top of the evolutionary ladder, but when you think about it… bears really have life all figured out, don't they? 🐻💤 Who needs evolution when you can just eat, sleep, and repeat for four months straight? Bears: 1, Humans: 0. 😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ahead, bears, evolution, fat, humans, months, say, scientists, sleep, summer on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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