14 funny ahead quotes - Wordgag

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

May 19, 2026

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

May 19, 2026

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

May 19, 2026

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

May 19, 2026

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

Apr 1, 2026

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Apr 1, 2026

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Apr 1, 2026

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Apr 1, 2026

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Mar 31, 2026

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Mar 30, 2026

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Mar 29, 2026

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Mar 27, 2026

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Mar 27, 2026

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Mar 24, 2026