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Humorous text about Mormon wives and alcohol, playful and witty in tone.

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Commentary:
"Seven wives and no alcohol? Looks like the Mormons are trying to have their cake and not eat it, too! 🤔🍹 #JustOneWifeAndWhiskeyForMe"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, humor, joke, lifestyle, Mormons, relationship, thanks, wif on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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