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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
17 Funny cart quotes
They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
Commentary:
Finally, a place where cart collisions aren't the most intense sport! 🛒🤹♂️ #SpatialAwarenessSuperMarket
You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.
Commentary:
When your Uber driver shows up with a seesaw, you know it's going to be a long ride 😂🚂⬇️⬆️
Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.
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When your Amazon cart writes checks that the delivery truck can't cash 😂📦✉️
She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.
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Finding her is like hitting the lottery—if the lottery were corralling carts! 🛒💃✨
My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.
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Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨
My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's preparing for the ultimate online shopping spree! 🛒💸 #Goals
The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.
Commentary:
"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
Commentary:
"Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂"
“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.
Commentary:
"Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"