17 funny cart quotes - Wordgag

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

May 20, 2026

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

May 18, 2026

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Apr 1, 2026

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Apr 1, 2026

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Apr 1, 2026

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Mar 31, 2026

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Mar 30, 2026

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Mar 30, 2026

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Mar 30, 2026

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

Mar 30, 2026

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Mar 29, 2026

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Mar 29, 2026

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Mar 29, 2026

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Mar 28, 2026

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Mar 26, 2026

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Mar 26, 2026

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Mar 25, 2026