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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

May 26, 2026

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

May 26, 2026

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

May 24, 2026

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

May 23, 2026

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

May 22, 2026

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

May 20, 2026

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

May 19, 2026

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

May 19, 2026

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Mar 31, 2026