Commentary:
Finding her is like hitting the lottery—if the lottery were corralling carts! 🛒💃✨
Funny rare quotes
Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.
Commentary:
"When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"
She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.
Commentary:
"When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind"
Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?
Commentary:
"Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
Commentary:
"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.
Commentary:
"Who knew being a shark's meal could make you feel so unique? 🦈 Just remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or in this case, shark bait! 😅 Stay positive, right? Stay fin-tastic, my friend! 🌊"
She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.
Commentary:
Finding someone like that is almost as rare as spotting Bigfoot holding an umbrella ☔️👣🌧️
Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.
Commentary:
Affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood is like finding a unicorn in a coffee shop—rare but magical! 🦄🏡☕
Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.
Commentary:
When you finally spot me, it's like catching a rare Pokémon. 👻👟✨