14 funny wheel quotes - Wordgag

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

May 30, 2026

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

May 30, 2026

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

May 29, 2026

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

May 28, 2026

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

May 28, 2026

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

May 28, 2026

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

May 26, 2026

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

May 24, 2026

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

May 22, 2026

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

May 22, 2026

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

May 22, 2026

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

May 21, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

May 20, 2026

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

May 19, 2026