“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You? Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like someone needs a GPS to understand 'Me-ville' 😊😂✨ Related funny posts 🤝 I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices. Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday. People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know. This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up. “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.