Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Shoutout to my kids because they aren't listening!

Commentary:
“Big kudos to my kids for giving selective hearing a whole new meaning! 🙉🙊 Parenting: where communication goes to take a vacation! 😂 #ParentingProblems”

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