Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Biggest flex is when your friend's mom uses you as a good example.

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“Feeling like the true MVP when your friend’s mom holds you up as the shining beacon of responsibility and success 💪🏼🌟 Just call me the model citizen, setting the bar high for all the other mere mortals out there! 😂 #FlexedToTheMax”

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