Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended. Posted onMar 13, 2026Mar 13, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Channeling my inner woodland elf, just waiting for the trees to start whispering back! Related funny posts 😂 Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf. Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December. If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear. Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window. Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.