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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Trending via Twitch:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Funny recreational quotes bring a splash of laughter 🎉 to your downtime activities 🏞️! Whether you’re hiking, gaming, or just chilling with friends 🍿, these witty lines add extra joy and lighten the mood 😄. Perfect for sharing or sparking smiles during your favorite hobbies, they remind us that having fun should never be taken too seriously 🎈. Get ready to boost your fun factor with some hilarious vibes! 🎊

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Just shared via Twitch:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Shared recently on Instagram:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Time needs a speed limit.

Going viral on Telegram:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Making waves on Twitch:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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