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Vaping: when you want to look like you're auditioning for the role of "bad boy" in the tech support department. 🚬😂
29 Funny smoking quotes
They should let you smoke in the airport if your flight is Air France.
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Air France: the only airline where turbulence is the second most stressful part of the trip! ✈️💨😂
I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes.
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When escape rooms start hiring breaks outside, I'll quit too! 🚶♂️➡️🚪️😅
Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.
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Borrowing cigarettes to save for the zombie apocalypse 🧟♂️🚬💼
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.
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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿
I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.
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While we wait for "healthy" vape donuts to be a thing… 🍩🚬🤣
Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.
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Channeling my inner woodland elf, just waiting for the trees to start whispering back!
Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands.
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Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage?
Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.
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Sounds relaxing—until you get too into the music and lose the lighter! 🎶😅🔥
If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.
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That's one way to stay off the hook! 🐟🚬🌿