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Borrowing cigarettes to save for the zombie apocalypse 🧟♂️🚬💼
26 Funny smoking quotes
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.
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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿
I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.
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While we wait for "healthy" vape donuts to be a thing… 🍩🚬🤣
Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.
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Channeling my inner woodland elf, just waiting for the trees to start whispering back!
Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands.
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Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage?
Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.
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Sounds relaxing—until you get too into the music and lose the lighter! 🎶😅🔥
If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.
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That's one way to stay off the hook! 🐟🚬🌿
Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”
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Sounds like he's really mastered the art of moderate moderation! 🚬😂🌿
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
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Looks like you took team bonding to a whole new level 🌿😂🚬
Runners who smoke need to pick a side.
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Trying to outrun your own smoke cloud must be the ultimate cardio challenge! 🚬🏃♂️💨