Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.
  • The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
  • The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.
  • Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?