Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old paradox of personalities 🤷‍♂️. Some folks sprinkle their magic happiness dust wherever they roam, while others…well, let’s just say their departure is like a breath of fresh air 💨😆. Choose your squad wisely, folks! #HappinessHunters”

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