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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.