Some people should have read-only access to the internet. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you opinions, turn on read-only mode! π€£ππ» Related funny posts π If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. Your opinions are not my business. Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.