15 funny access quotes - Wordgag

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

May 26, 2026

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

May 25, 2026

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

May 23, 2026

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

May 21, 2026

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

May 21, 2026

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

May 21, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

May 19, 2026

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

May 19, 2026

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

May 19, 2026

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

May 19, 2026

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

May 18, 2026

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

May 18, 2026

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Apr 1, 2026

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Mar 30, 2026