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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.
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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book 📚🙄💸
Some people should have read-only access to the internet.
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When life gives you opinions, turn on read-only mode! 🤣📚💻
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.
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Sounds like they majored in "Torture Tunes" at DJ University 🎶🚗😂
We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.
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Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟
It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.
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When your college fees get you a library card, but the internet's like, "Welcome to the dark side, we have PDFs!" 😂📚💻
“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.
Commentary:
"Oh, you mean 'advanced social media research' 😉🔍 Just call me a tech-savvy Sherlock Holmes! 🕵️♂️ #ProfessionalStalker"
Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.
Commentary:
"Oops! Looks like we've unleashed a whole new world of cat memes and conspiracy theories 🙈🌐 Who knew unlimited access to the internet could lead to such chaos and entertainment! 😂💻"
We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
Commentary:
"Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭"
On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.
Commentary:
"Oh, the dilemma of our modern times: to be trapped in a vortex of cat videos and endless scrolling OR to brave the treacherous lands of 'No WiFi' zones. 🤔💻📵 It's a battle between #TeamNetflix and #TeamDisconnect… may the strongest signal prevail!"