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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.