Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song. Posted onJan 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Great idea! Now my anxiety has a soundtrack and a fan club! πΆπ¦π±" Related funny posts π Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked. Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan. Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line. Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program. I wish anxiety came with french fries.