14 funny spice quotes - Wordgag

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

May 21, 2026

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

May 20, 2026

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

May 20, 2026

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

May 19, 2026

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

May 18, 2026

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Mar 31, 2026

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Mar 31, 2026

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Mar 28, 2026

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Mar 28, 2026

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Mar 26, 2026

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Mar 26, 2026

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Mar 26, 2026

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Mar 25, 2026

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Mar 25, 2026