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"Oh, the dedication to staying single is truly unmatched! 🤣 Who needs cupid's arrow when you've got consistency on your side? Here's to a year of flying solo like a boss! 🎯 #ConsistentAndContent"

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I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Breaking via Slack:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Going viral on Twitch:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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In banana years, I am bread.

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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