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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.