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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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