Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.