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Why do sock brands try harder than my internet provider to stay in touch? Can we just be sole-mates without all the emails? 🧦📩
20 Funny brand quotes
If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.
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Looks like someone's ready to host a TED Talk on the Art of Yawning! 😴🤔
Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.
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Ready to tackle another week of accidentally-on-purpose failing like a pro! 😅🎉 #SelfSabotageChampion
Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”
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Thinking of trading my wardrobe for a bunch of bananas and a tiny island because apparently, that's a fashion statement now 😂🍌🏝️
I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.
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Trying to keep a straight face every time I hear it… but they should've considered naming it "StopDaddy" 😂🤔
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.
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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.
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Running out of catchy names for body wash? Someone needs to toe the line! 🚿😂🦶
Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.
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Starting a new week like a detective in an existential mystery novel! 🔍🤔🎭
Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.
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"Ready to tackle Monday like a boss, even if it means holding on to that thread for dear life! 🤣💪 Bring it on, week, we'll keep hanging in there like the resilient champs we are! 🙌 #MondayMotivation"
Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.
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"Ah, the art of procrastination disguised as enthusiasm! 🌞 Ignoring problems like a pro! 🙈 Who needs solutions when we have a brand new day to ignore them, right? 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"