Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
  • Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.
  • Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.
  • Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.
  • Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.
  • As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.