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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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We need a slur for people that use AI.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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