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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.