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Doing the "Thanks for not running me over" shuffle like a pro! 🚗👟💨
25 Funny street quotes
I’m afraid of tripping on the street and FIFA awarding a penalty to Messi.
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When you’re just trying to walk down the street, but Messi suddenly appears, ready to take the shot 😂⚽🚶♂️
Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.
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When you wear Arab perfume, your presence enters the room 10 minutes before you do! 🌬️🕺✨
Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”
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When you get tired of playing the world's longest game of charades with strangers 😂🤷♂️🎭
People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.
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When your neighbor's tree accidentally becomes the neighborhood's holiday beacon 🎄🌟😂
A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
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Sidewalks: the unsung heroes of every stumble! 🚶♂️😂🌟
Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.
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Sounds like it's time to call the heart department for a rekindle 🔥❤️🚒
There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.
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Looks like the real wolves were just good actors in suits! 🐺💼😂
Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.
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Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶♂️🛑
My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.
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"Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"