23 funny street quotes - Wordgag

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

May 21, 2026

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

May 19, 2026

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

May 19, 2026

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

May 19, 2026

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

May 19, 2026

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

May 18, 2026

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Apr 1, 2026

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Apr 1, 2026

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Mar 31, 2026

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Mar 31, 2026

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Mar 31, 2026

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Mar 30, 2026

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Mar 30, 2026

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Mar 29, 2026

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Mar 29, 2026

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Mar 28, 2026

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Mar 28, 2026

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Mar 27, 2026

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Mar 27, 2026

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Mar 27, 2026

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Mar 26, 2026

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Mar 26, 2026

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Mar 25, 2026