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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Trending via Twitch:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Shared recently on Threads:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Just landed via Reddit:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Just landed via Telegram:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Going viral on Discord:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Spotted on WeChat:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.
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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

17 shares on Slack this month:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

14 shares on Threads this month:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

69 shares on TikTok this month:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Social Media Log 💫

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Trending via WeChat:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Spotted on WeChat:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Making waves on Instagram:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Going viral on TikTok:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Trending via Discord:

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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